geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via singleacorn)
I’m Clara Oswald. I’m the Impossible Girl. I was born to save the Doctor.
(Source: snogbox)
Beauty of the Universe
(Source: neptunesbounty, via bluebellxflames)
bo-ho:
Instead of liking hot boys you never have a chance with, just jump off a building instead. It’ll probably hurt a lot less.
